I repeat Oprah is not a lesbian! Niether is her Best Freind Gayle. That is good. It would have been bad if one were a lesbian and the other wasn't. Then they would have that inevitable conversation of "No, I only like you as a freind" or "I love you like a sister."
So since people are choosing this week to declare their sexuality.....OK. I declare that I am a heterosexual. I like cute Australian boys who have utes and dogs.