HELP SPREAD THE GOOD WORD!
I decided that I need to make a name for myself in Oz. If Hasselhoff can be big in Germany and Alyssa Milano can be big in Japan, then I should be able to be famous in AUS. haha
I hope you like it and think some of it is funny. Please forward to people that you know who you think will like it. Especially forward it to any people that you may know with the following last names:
Murdoch, Newton, Minogue, Neill, Kidman Cruise Urban, Newton-John, Mcleod, Warne
Princess Mary (She may be a Princess but she still probably needs a good laugh!)