Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Hottie Harry Potter and His Magic Wand of Love

Ok so parents are losing it bc of these naked pic's of Harry. However all kids grow up & he is an actor. Although I do think it just looks odd to see Harry without his robe!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I must have hit my head, I am starting to feel bad for K-Fed

K-Fed (or Britney's Baby Daddy as I like to call him) filmed a commercial for an insurance company where he works in a McDonald's type place & dreams of becoming famous. So now there is controversy bc a trade group of restaurant workers are claiming that they were insulted bc this portrays them as being unhappy with their job & implies that working in fast food is unpleasant. Um, ok, I am pretty sure, like 99.99% sure, that no one's dream is "I can't wait to grow up, get a job flipping burgers & saying "do you want that supersized?" on daily basis. Come on.

American Idol....Ice Cream?

Ok I get that once a show is a hit that everyone wants a piece of it, but I just saw an ad for American Idol Ice Cream. Is this really necessary? And the best part is, you get to VOTE for 1 of 5 flavors. I am not joking, some of the titles are Hollywood Cheesecake, Soulful Sundae, and Choc'N Roll. Please.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

A Sad day for Australia


Harry Melbourne, the man who invented Freddo Frogs has died at age 94. If you haven't tried them, they are delish and probably one of my most fave australian treats. RIP Harry, RIP.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Who knew?

Mary-Kate Olsen is denying reports that she's battling anorexia again, she is blaming her new skeletal body on her.....Hair! Her publicist says that her "blonde hair makes her look skinny." Funny, I thought it was the vomiting, smoking & only having a red bull for dinner. Ok, that's all for now, I must run out & cancel my gym membership & buy some blonde hair dye.

Stop the presses, K-Fed is making sense

Ok, you know you are in trouble when K-FED is telling you to go to rehab. Apparently he is trying to get Britney to clean up her act and begging her to get help. So yes, hell has frozen over.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Happy Australia Day

Hope you all have a big day out, don't forget to slip slap slop! And remember:
Australians all let us rejoice,For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair! In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oh Lucas, show me the money!

"Lucas Neill has slammed claims his $125,000 per week move to West Ham was motivated by money." First of all, good on you for getting $125,000 a week. Second, if I had that money, I would pay him to play football in my house. Naked! haha

Hamish and Andy and ME

I just discovered Hamish & Andy podcasts online. I have been listening to them all day. They are hilarious & I think they need a female (me) on their show with them. (ps- I think our Danni looks so pretty in this photo, but the next one should have me in the middle!)

Monopoly Australia edition

"In order to gain free publicity, the creators of the Monopoly game have made a website,where the public can vote for their favourite Australian destinations to feature in the new edition of the board game."
Ok, I promised my friends in Adelaide that I would help them get votes for SA. So go here and vote for SA please!!
www.monopoly.com.au

Ta!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Baz Lurhmann's Australia

BAZ Luhrmann's new film, called Australia, will be the biggest made in Australia. Our Hugh Jackman, said: "This is going to be on a scale never seen before. It's by far the biggest Australian film ever made." Hugh will play opposite Nicole Kidman, Bryan Brown, Jack Thompson & David Wenham.

I am going on record right now to say, This will be my favorite movie EVER! :)

Brazilian's

In the news-
"In Rio de Janeiro, scissor-wielding thieves have clipped off the long, flowing locks of a 22-year-old Brazilian woman as she rode in a city bus."

Apparently those Bazilian's don't want you to have hair ANYWHERE on your body!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Signs you are a good mother

Last weekend, wrapped up in a feather boa, Britney Spears looks ready to start the conga line her new boyfriend in Vegas. They stayed in a $40,000 a NIGHT suite.
Ok. 1 - nothing should cost $40 grand for one night. Not even a night with Brad Pitt. 2- Where are her children?? She needs to put that $40 grand away for their college education bc they will need to support her after she blows through her millions & ends up broke.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I found him....my dream bloke...



I was havng a bad day, until I found this photo!! It is everything I want in my future Aussie husband. A swagman, sitting under a gum tree, with a bluey, the flag, a billy & a swag! He is probably singing Waltzing Matilda. You know there has to be a UTE in the background. This pic is like Aussie porn for me! ;)

LL + AA= It's about time

Lindsay Lohan just entered rehab. Thank god, that girl is a mess. Now we just need to get someone to save Britney.

Beyonce would set off a metal detector


Who poses like this on the red carpet? Seriously? WTF is this pose, is she scratching her back? And what's with all of the gold? The gold dress, makeup & hair makes her look like an academy award, literally the award that they hand out at the oscars.

Break up dress??


Ok Cameron, I get that you are upset over you breakup with Justin, but that is no excuse for this dress. You have a lot of money, hire a stylist!

Who needs to win a golden globes....


when you have two globes of your own! Oh my, Miss Salma is booming out of that dress. Mamma Mia.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Golden Globes

Overall they were kind of boring. The best parts were the speeches given by the Brit's. God save the queen. Someone pointed out to me that most of J Lo's ex's were in the room. She was engaged to Ben Affleck, went to jail for P. Diddy, & was there with her current husband Marc "I look like a coke head" Anthony. Maybe she should change her name to J HO! (just kidding). Helen Mirren, she is like 800 years old and still beautiful. America Ferrar, so cute & sincere. What was Angelina so pissed off about? She was an ice queen on the red carpet. You are rich, sleeping with Brad Pitt & beautiful. As far as I can see it u don't have that much to be pissed off about!

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Find a friend


As part of my ongoing charity work, I also want to find a friend for Britney. Seriously, remember the commercial "friends don't let friends drive drunk"? Well I think if she had any real friends they wouldn't let her out of the house in this.

Feed the children


One of my new year's resolutions was to do more charity work. Iam going to start a fund to raise money to feed Lindsay. It is a bad sign when your body is that much larger then your head.

British invasion


It's official! Brand Beckham, I mean David & Posh are heading to the US for good. (At least that is what we are telling the media, we all know he is really coming here to try to win me over...it is really embarrassing the way he is practically throwing himself on me..)