Ok so Britney went to "rehab" for two days, in the Bahamas. WHAT? No, this is what happened, she heard it was very "in" right now for celebs to go to rehab, but she was confused, thought rehab was the name of a night club, & went to get her drink on. When she got there and found out she could'nt drink she was like "Dang ya'll, I flew here on my jet & now ya'll tell me I can't have a Jack and coke? PLEASE, I'm country ya'll, I've been drinking moonshine since I was 7!"