Saturday, March 31, 2007

Couples who live together long enough....

Start to look alike! Let's just hope David doesn't start to look skeletal and get implants.

Why everyone should have a dog..

A golden retriever named Toby saved his owner's life when he noticed her choking on a piece of fruit. He jumped up and down on her chest and the fruit finally became dislodged. How cute is this dog?

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Thank God You're Here!

My lovely Aussie friends sent me the 1st season of the show Thank God You're Here! on dvd. It was probably the funniest thing I have seen in years. I was literally crying at some points. Anyway it is coming to America! I have been seeing the commercials for it all over NBC. It is a little bit like Whose Line is it Anyway, but much funnier. That's my two cents.

It's eye candy Tuesday


Enjoy a little Irish treat! Yummy.

WTF of the week

In Jerusalem a woman was caught trying to cross the border with 3 crocodiles strapped to her waist. The guards stopped her when they noticed she looked "strangely fat". Once they realized what happened a bit of a panic set in & many people ran screaming from the room. WTF, seriously, shouldn't you be smuggling drugs? (kidding!)

Friday, March 23, 2007

When supermodels attack...

Naomi Campbell was scrubbing floors in the NY Sanitation Dept as part of her community service for throwing her phone at her maid. She however showed up in a Chanel hat, Louboutin boots, & Ralph Lauren coat & had it all documented by a photographer to help her get publicity. Ummm, I am thinking she may have not learned her lesson! She should have to go out for a month with no makeup, designer labels, or wigs! Maybe then she will get it.....

Oceans 13


Here is a pic from the new Oceans 13 movie. I can't wait to see what they look like by the time they get to Oceans 27! But anyway, here is some Friday eye candy.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I guess she still wants to get Dirrrrrty


Christina Aguilera recently hosted a party that was sponsored by KY, which is a "personal lubricant". Apparently Tupperware parties are soooo 5 minutes ago....
But talk about type casting, that girl looks like sex on a stick. But I think she is fabulous so why not! I wonder what the parting gifts were?? ;)


Full House



OMG, Mashley, or AshKate, (I decided to combine their names), probably weighed more in this photo then the both of them combined do now!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Pay the meter, feed the skeleton

MaryKate, or Ashley, (whichever one this is, they are equally interchangeable to me) is almost as thin as this parking meter. Oy Vey. They are Gajillionaires, can't they just buy some food?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Leo saves the world!

Leonardo DiCaprio was in Israel this week visiting his girlfriend's family. (He, of course, is dating a supermodel). Anyway, while there he met with Israel's Vice Premiere who asked Leo to help promote peace in the Middle East. Yeah, ok, Leo couldn't even save himself from the Titanic, but he is going to bring peace to that area. Ok.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Look at Moyie - Kath & Kim come to the US

There is going to be an American version of the hit Aussie show Kath & Kim. I cannot imagine this taking off here in the states. I think they would have to completely revamp it and even then I am not sure if the sense of humour will translate at all. My guess it they would go for a "Roseanne" type feel for the show, blue color suburban life, etc. The only good thing is the producer is the same person who produced Ugly Betty, and The Office. So maybe it will be ok, we'll see!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

B-I-N-G-.....HO!

A brothel in Germany wants to cash in on the growing number of retired people in the country by offering them a 50 percent discount! That's right, if Grandma or Grandpa are feeling up for it, they can save 50% off of an afternoon of sex between noon and 5PM. You just have to prove that you are over the age of 66. I wonder if they are having a sale on Viagra too?
Isn't the afternoon when Grandparents nap? Also, what ever happened to them just playing Bingo?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Those damn unicorns!

First, let me say, I am very anti-drunk driving (just take a freaking cab!) but this is a good one:

A man in Montana crashed his car into a lampost last week and told police that "A Unicorn was driving" the car at the time of the accident.
I just want to know if it had a rainbow horn and wings, because being a child of the 70's, I associate unicorns with rainbows. And I would love to have seen the look on the officer's faces when he came up with that excuse. Classic.

We will always have MJ....

So what with Britney in rehab, my boycott of Paris news, and Anna Nicole finally at peace, I haven't had much to write about! But have no fear, someone will do something stupid soon & I will let you know about it. For now, please amuse yourself with this ridiculous photo....

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Return of Rove

Rove McManus will return to Australian television on April 1st!! And I will be in AUS to watch it on tv. Yipee!!!! My dreams is to be a guest on this show, so if anyone knows him, feel free to pass my blog onto him. ;)-


Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Lance Bass of Australia?

A Sydney reporter may have outed former Australian Idol contestant Anthony Callea this week. He made a comment naming Callea's partner & the station afterward said they didn't know it wasn't common knowledge. Hmm, let's see, he is adorable, stylish, sweet and talented, & all of the teen girls love him......the writing is on the wall people. Of course he is gay! ;)
Anthony's people had "no comment" on the issue. He probably has a hotter boyfriend then most women will ever had. I am jealous! haha

Monday, March 05, 2007

Jesus Walks, but Kanye makes chefs fly

Rap star Kanye West is paying over $5,000 to have a chef flown from the UK to the States to cook a meal for a meeting he is having. The food which will be prepared in the UK will be flown via helicopter to Heathrow, then on a plane to New York.
WTF? Seriously, is this really necessary? I have never even been on a helicopter but this leg of lamb is making the trip. Oy.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Get John Howard on the phone, now!

McLeod's Daughters needs government funding to continue filming in South Australia. Apparently there was talk of moving the show to another area of AUS where scenes could be shot inside or instead, cancelling it altogether! That is not good, I need to see my show filmed entirely on location in SA, the scenery and Drover's Run itself are practically one of the main characters in the show. Also over the past 6 years the show has flowed $27 million into SA. So basically SA, the people of Gungellen, and I need your help! Call Johhny H and have him send over the money! (My God, if they cancelled McLeod's how am I supposed to see any cute Aussie country boys!) ;)-

Baby Bradgelina

This pic of Brad holding Baby Shiloh is just too cute. She should be the next Gerber Baby. (Not that they need the money, but still)

Qantas

I didn't write this, but everyone has sent it to me so in case you missed it:

New Qantas Slogan-
Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff

More importantly, I am coming home next month!!!!! Yippee. (Of course I am channelling Peter Allen when I call Australia home) I hope there aren't any celebrities have sex with flight attendants on my flight.....
It is kind of sad that now Qantas is known for the mile high club, when it used to be known for that commercial with all of the children singing "I still call Australia home" which by the way, is my favourite commercial ever.

Why I love the AP (Associated Press)

The Associated Press has just ended a week long ban that it had on reporting stories regarding Paris Hilton. Good for them for doing that, but I wish they had gone a month. I really hope this is the first sign that people are completely sick of her & have had enough, her 15 minutes of fame have gone on for about 5 years too long. I know I have written about her a few times also but I am going to try not to anymore. (However you know it must be killing her that for the past few weeks the only stories in the news have been about Britney and Anna Nicole, so Paris is bound to do something stupid to get back into the spotlight, if it is so incredibly stupid, then I may have to comment, just so you know...)

Alan Dale is "Not happy Jan"

Alan Dale, who lived on Ramsey Street before moving to The O.C., has basically said he is upset that the actors on Neighbours were not paid a higher salary since the show was so successful internationally. Fair enough. I am just annoyed that it only aired here for about 3 months b4 it was cancelled! It was probably replaced here with some stupid reality show like "I want to marry by pet Iguana."

The Catch-Up

There is a new show coming out in AUS called The Catch-Up hosted by 4 Aussie Women of different backgrounds. (Like the Aussie version of The View in the US). I don't have anything funny to say about it, but I am volunteering to be the 5th host of the show, in case they feel they need a foreign host who is bilingual and can speak "American" english and "Aussie" english!