I didn't write this, but everyone has sent it to me so in case you missed it:
New Qantas Slogan-
Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff
More importantly, I am coming home next month!!!!! Yippee. (Of course I am channelling Peter Allen when I call Australia home) I hope there aren't any celebrities have sex with flight attendants on my flight.....
It is kind of sad that now Qantas is known for the mile high club, when it used to be known for that commercial with all of the children singing "I still call Australia home" which by the way, is my favourite commercial ever.