First, let me say, I am very anti-drunk driving (just take a freaking cab!) but this is a good one:
A man in Montana crashed his car into a lampost last week and told police that "A Unicorn was driving" the car at the time of the accident.
I just want to know if it had a rainbow horn and wings, because being a child of the 70's, I associate unicorns with rainbows. And I would love to have seen the look on the officer's faces when he came up with that excuse. Classic.