Nic - Why can't I marry someone taller then me for once?
Keith - I can't wait to put on my RM Williams and have a Bundy, oops, I mean lemonade!
Marion - Who iz siz man who keepz touching moi and singing voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Jeremy - She thinks she is going home with Oscar, but she is waking up with Ari...
Harrison - We will have to change the name to Indiana Moans bc my arthritis is killing me
Calista - Do I look bloated? I ate a grape today