Monday, November 27, 2006

Say it Ain't so!

After only 4 months of wedded bliss, my fave couple is getting divorced. That is it, it is official. I no longer believe in love...

Viva Viagra! or Feliz Penga!

Mayor gives free viagra in Brazil
THE mayor begun handing out free Viagra,to dozens of elderly men. "Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier." The program is called, and I am not kidding, "Happy Penis".
But there are some side effects -"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side."

The mind of a child

TERRI Irwin has taken her two children to a psychologist following concerns that daughter Bindi has been "so happy" despite the death of her father Steve.
I have to admit, i did think it was a bit strange that Bindi seems to be perpetually happy after the accident. Interesting.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Sign me up!!!

ADELAIDE Zoo is going to be home to a new species: HUMANS!

In a world-first the zoo will have an enclosure that houses people. They will live in a new exhibit known as The Human Zoo. Six people will be housed in the orang-utan enclosure - next to the chimpanzees & gorillas - and be treated like apes. They will be fed like the zoo's other apes, with some food being hidden to encourage their foraging skills. Vets will check their health & they will be given behavioural stimulation devices such as puzzles & exercises. Each weekend a celebrity "zooloper" will join the group, usually a sports star who will bring in sporting equipment for stimulation.

OMG, I will do this if it gets me into AUS!!! And I want to know who the celebrity zooloper's are?

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Bennetton Ad - Part 2

Money doesn't = taste

With all of the money they have, why is she wearing a garbage bag?

Odd news of the week

World-wide corduroy club
More than 800 people around the world have signed up to be part of the New York-based Corduroy Appreciation Club. "It's a requirement to wear two pieces of corduroy to the meeting," president and club founder Miles Rohan said. "Fairly often people tell me they're wearing corduroy underwear, but I haven't checked. "We have secret rituals, we have speeches about corduroy, we have people write poems and people have made artworks inspired by corduroy."

And they have people with a lot of free time on their hands...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

A moment of silence please....

Oh Brit Brit, had you only listened to the little warning voice in your head, or the 8 bajillion people telling you not to marry him, you wouldn't be out $10 million right now. (that is how much K-Fed gets in the divorce) But don't worry, she made a "surprise" visit to David Letterman & was in a cute outfit looking fit & thin & normal hair & makeup. She is gearing up for her comeback, ala Whitney. I have to say it has been a rough month in LA LA land, first Whitney Crack is Whack Houston, then Reese/Ryan, Chris Rock & his wife, now Brit/K-Fed. How am I supposed to believe in love anymore?
To my Aussies who have asked me what white trash means, please see above photo.
Ok now I have to go light a candle for the artist formerly known as Mrs. Federline.

Monday, November 06, 2006

I guess everyone wants to be big "down under"

Underwear that will make men look bigger?
Apparently this Aussie underwear designer has just created a "wonderjock" for men who want their "love sausages" to look bigger. They have sold 50,000 pairs in 7 days! It is made of a fabric cup that "seperates and lifts" so everything is jumping out at you instead of hanging low.
I don't know if it works, but the guys on the website were hot so I am not complaining!

Exhibit DD

At the recent DVD release party for Baywatch, David Hasselhoff said the following: "I think the secret of its success was that is was always about saving
lives, not taking lives."
UM, no, I think we know the reason it was successful, see exhibit Double D's, I mean DD to the left..

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I have nothing....If I don't have you...

I told you Miss Houston is gearing up for a comeback. She apparently does have something without!

You heard it here first

One day, Ben Affleck will run for political office, and he will win. (unless before then he ends up in bed with a hooker and a crack pipe)