Friday, December 29, 2006

It's a Christmas miracle!

That's right! "Our" Nic and "Our" Keith are back in Sydney. It is a Chrismtas miracle and I think an angel just got it's wings! HOWEVER, flowers in your hair are cute when you are 4, not 40. Yikes

AUS, sometimes you break my heart

Seriously, why would one of you pay $1 million for Paris Hilton to come down for New Year's Eve, but I have to buy my own plane ticket? She should not be getting all of this coverage in your media, it should be me! ;)

Friday, December 22, 2006

Yikes!


It is a sad day when Carrot Top is in better shape then Rocky!!! Especially with Rocky 27 coming out in the theaters this week.

Merry Hoffmas!!!


Merry Christmas from a big hunk of spunk!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Jo Ho, what are you thinking?

Iktimal Hage-Ali, who is an adviser to the Prime Minister was arrested in a cocaine bust 8 days before receiving the NSW Young Australian of the Year award.
Ok, obviously this is why I should have gotten this award. They next time I am in Oz I am requesting a meeting with John Howard to discuss this.

Call the fashion police, this is an emergency


Lance, WTF?? I love gay men and they should know better then to wear these horrific outfits.

Sports news of the week

So the Ashes are taking place & we won the first two games!! Woo Hoo!! (And I would just like to remind everyone that the ashes are not the remains of the first cricket player, which is what I originally thought)

LL + AA = My quote of the week

SO Lindsay Lohan said today "I have been going to AA meetings for the past year. I haven't had a drink in 7 days." Ok, so I am not a mathmetician, but if you have been going to AA for 52 weeks & have not had a drink in 1 week, there is a problem.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Yes girls and boys, there is a Santa Claus!


That's right, it's true, for a mere $12,000 K-Fed will come to your Holiday party! Can't you picture it, the egg nog, the fire, friends & loved ones around. Then here comes K-Fed in a wife beater to tell your kids lovely holiday stories about pimps and ho's. It just warms my heart.

Can they ever look bad?


Seriously, most people after getting off a motorcycle look a mess, wind blown hair, bugs in your teeth, etc. These two are freaks of nature, they look like they are in an ad!

For the love of GOD


Nicole Richie was arrested for drunk driving. She was going the wrong way on the highway & was found with vicodin & pot. OMG, why are these people so stupid. How hard it is to call for a cab?? But what disturbed me more was that according to the police report she weighs 85 pounds. That is like how much a golden retriever weighs.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Condoms in a Can!!

GERMAN sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom. It is made to fit any size of penis. Apparently they are looking at a type of spray can that a man will stick his penis in, then he presses a button & it(the penis) is coated with a rubber condom.
Ok let't think about this. You know some guy is going to be drunk, or super horny & it will be dark, & he will wind up sticking his pee pee in a paint can. Ugh!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

All I want for Christmas.....


Is for these two to break up. Seriously, WTF, Britney goes from one piece of trash to another. Just pray that they don't decided to record a duet together...