Thursday, December 18, 2008

Rove in the US...again

ROVE McManus is going to host a 1 hour long tv show in the US that will air on ABC next Wed 12/24. The show will be a countdown of pop culture highlights from the year.
I am happy for Rove, but don't want him to come here & become "americanized"! Have to run & set my tivo now...

I can't take how cute this kid is!!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

V, or as I call it, Viva Australia!

V AUSTRALIA has started a ticket war with Qantas. They are selling fares from Australia to the US for $1199 return! I love Richard Branson!

Teen gossip

Demi Lovato, or Miley 2.0, wanted to declare that she NEVER kissed a Jonas Brother. Ok, I see that this is important to the world, so I declare that I never kissed a Jonas Brother either. Now everyone can get on with their lives again.

My heart will go on and on

OMG, Jack is alive and they are finally together! I knew the water wasn't that cold....

Ah, young love

In a recent interview, Pete Wentz, husband of Ashlee Simpson said the following about their first time: "It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.' "
See my friends, romance is not dead!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Talk dirty to me...in the strip club?

Apparently Marisa Tomei studied the girls from Bret Michaels' show Rock Of Love, to research her new role as a stripper in her upcoming film. W-H-A-T? Do you mean some of these girls were strippers??? I find that hard to believe...

In breaking British news...


Prince Harry turns his back on the royal family and auditions to be the newest member of The Village People for the comeback tour.

Turns out a lot of people agree with me!

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/12/australia-hugh.html

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

AUSTRALIA, my island home

I don't listen to critics bc it is just one person's opinion. Here is my review of Australia the movie. I LOVED IT. Done. I don't know what the problem was that all of these "critics" had with it. I admit I am bias & yes some of the story was predictable & a bit cheesy, but so what? The little boy was so gorgeous & did an amazing job, Hugh Jackman was born for this role (I am so happy Russell Crowe passed on it) & our country looked beautiful. Some scenes looked like an ad for the Northern Territory. I laughed & cried, I think I cried bc I was happy in some parts, sad in others, & just homesick in others!
I was thinking maybe the critics/American audiences would struggle with not knowing much about Aboriginal culture & how it relates to the movie? I know most of my friends here wouldn't understand a "walkabout", so maybe that is what the critics didn't get? BUT I have to say, not to be mean, the real problem with Nicole is that her face does not move. It was kind of annoying me in the film, seriously not much emotion can be shown on you face when it is frozen. Oy.

Bottoms up!

Because of "tough economic times" a strip club in London is offering for companies to advertise their products on the strippers butts while they dance. OK, WTF? Who is going to go out & buy laundry detergent bc they saw it on Candy Cane's behind while she was shaking her money maker?

Summer of '69 or Winter 2008?

I admit that I loved Bryan Adams...in 1985.  But a mother and son duo were stalking him this week in London. Seriously? Why on earth would you do that? I can see stalking Justin Timberlake or someone, but Bryan Adams? I guess it bc love "cuts like a knife"...
(I know, that was bad but I couldn't help it)

Brad-stache

Even Brad looks bad with a mustache. Movember is over, get rid of this asap! Eek!

Chris Issak is alive?

I get why Australia loves Pink, I love Pink too. For American's who don't know, Pink is HUGE in AUS, she sells out stadiums.  BUT I don't get why Chris Issak is popular down under. He has a cd out right now that it top ten on the AUS charts! The last time I saw him he was frolicking on a beach with black sand.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Tim Tam-alicious!

Good news Aussie's in the US, for a limited only, Target stores in the US will be selling Tim Tams. Crikey! Get them before April 1st 2009 or you will have to get your mates to ship them over for you.
Happy Holidays!!

Australian Idol 2008

Ok so I am glad that out of the final two that Wes won, but seriously this was a great performance by Spano, in front of the Opera House, in the rain, singing my fave song. He should have won!


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Kath & Kim in the US

I really tried to be open minded when I watched the US version, but God it was just awful. I couldn't even make it through the whole second episode. I guess all of Australia agrees with me bc it has been taken off the air in OZ after 2 episodes! 
Good news is Summer Heights High starts airing on HBO on November 9th! YAY! Hopefully this will translate better.

Coffe, tea, or Double D's

A recent study found that %50 percent of women have a gene that links the size of their breasts to how much coffee they drink.
It shows that women who drink a lot of coffee during the day have smaller chests then those who don't.

And suddenly it makes sense why Pamela Anderson only drinks tea....

Paris, for cheap!

I am breaking my boycott of Paris for 2 reasons. 1. Who wears a shirt like this? 2. Walking down the street yesterday, a guy was selling perfume on the corner. This is what he said, "Paris Hilton for $5. Paris Hilton for sale for 5 bucks." And I thought, yeah, that sounds about right....

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Politics

All I can say about the debate last night was that I don't feel bad about Joe the plumber. He got more publicity last night then Paris's vagina. Seriously I will bet money that he will be on the cover of People Magazine this week, on Access Hollywood & probably the opening of some LA hotspot.
I don't want to talk about politics anymore bc I am so over it. So here is a non-political question to ponder...if Joe the Plumber, Joe Camel, Joe Six pack and Buffy the Vampire Slayer got into a fight...who would win?

I love these two people

Danity Kane Damaged Debate

I know everyone is talking about the presidential debates this week. But let's get to the real issue in country. Is Danity Kane really breaking up? Diddy put the smack down on Aubrey on the finale and I totally agree with him. I was hoping they would have asked someone in the audience the real question of the evening.."Do you, do you, do you have a first aid kit handy?" (That song gets stuck in my head like you would not believe)

Thursday, October 09, 2008

AB/Fab-solutely NOT!

Sweetie dahling, say it isn't so. The US is very close to creating an American version of the hit Brit series Absolutely Fabulous.  This would be disastrous! Ab/Fab is one of the only shows that make me laugh out loud every time I watch it.No one can replace the original and genius, Jennifer Saunders....


Happy Thursday

The National Debt Clock in New York has run out of digits to record the growing figure of debt that the US government owes. In case you are wondering, it is up to $10 TRILLION right now. I have to go practice my singing for my American Idol audition. If you can't invest in stocks, banks, or housing, I might as well invest in my voice. Oy vey.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Live blogging the Vice Presidential debate

Let's play a drinking game. Every time Sarah Palin says America, Americans, Hockey mom, Alaska or Maverick, we do a shot!

*Ok, it is 5 minutes in, I am already wasted.
*She just said "Let's do what our mother's told us when we got out first credit card, don't spend more then you have." Um, oh, ok, so now everyone in America is only going to pay cash? My mother also told me to wear a hat when it is cold outside or I will get sick. Turns out, you get sick from germs. Who knew?
*I think I am drunk from the shots, but she is really starting to look like Tina Fey..
*She says thus and therefore a lot. I think she is trying to sound "smart," it's not working. Maybe she should speak in Russian since she BFF with Putin. I hear he flies over for lunch on Tuesdays. Actually since Russia is "right over there" he might just swim over instead of fly.
*She just said she is "main street". Interesting, I just read her & the hubby have a net worth over a million $'s. Is that main street or Park Avenue?
*NEITHER of them support gay marriage? That is completely depressing. This is 2008. How can you be so ignorant? I guess it is ok for Britney to get married for 48 hours, but not for a gay couple who have been together for 20 years to be married. Sigh. My heart just broke for my gay friends.
*OMG, stop trying to act like a "Main street" mom. I don't know any mom's who shoot Moose! Oh, and I read newspapers, I can even name a couple of them. OMG, I should totally run for President!
*Why won't McCain sit down & meet with Spain? Who doesn't like tapas?
*Why is it that they can say "Ahmadinejad", but not the word "Nuclear"? Good God, buy a copy of Hooked on Phonics, works for me!
*ok, new game, every time she says "as Governor of the state of Alaska" do a shot! I think she has said that about 7,483,874 times by now.
*I have never been to Alaska, but I am pretty sure I don't want you to "Bring Wasilla to Washington" I would like Alaska to stay where it is, I watched Northern Exposure. Some of those people were scary.
*She just said "heck" and "doggone it". Is she going to go to Arnolds later & meet the Fonz for the sock hop?
*I am falling in love with Joe Biden.
*Again, she just called John a Maverick. 2 shots! Didn't she see Top Gun? A Maverick is not always a good thing. Didn't Kelly McGillis almost leave Maverick Pete Mitchell?
*I am so drunk right now.
*Biden just got choked up. I am completely in love. I love when men cry, it shows me they have emotions. (and no, crying over the superbowl doesn't count)

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Breast Cancer Awareness month

Over 70% of women diagnosed with Breast Cancer did NOT have a family history of the disease.
How scary is that?
Ladies, check your sweater puppies out!  
Do self exams, mammograms, etc. 
You can donate money here:


http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/How-To-Help/Donate-Online.aspx

VOTE, VOTE, VOTE

If that didn't convince you, maybe this will:


Leo Loves Love

Leonardo DiCaprio says he is ready to get married and settle down. Ok, I am ready too. Holla at me Leo.

(although I don't know if it will work bc I am not a swimsuit model and that is all he tends to date!)

New Australia trailer!

Here is the new trailer for my favorite movie, that I haven't seen yet:

Sunday, September 28, 2008

To quote the Spice girls

"when 2 become 1..."  
OMG they are seriously starting to look like the same person. Does he love himself that much that he has to make his wife start looking like him? Scary. 

Who knew?

So apparently, according to her, the reason Nicole Kidman stayed so skinny during her pregnancy is because she is "so tall." WHAT? First of all she is only 5'11, not 7 Feet tall, & secondly, height has nothing to do with how much weight you can gain. What is wrong with her. I blame Tom Cruise.

Tina Fey is...

Bra-zilliant!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Why can't you set your monkey free?

George Michael has been arrested in a public toilet in London for drug possession.
Here is my advice for George...
STAY OUT OF PUBLIC TOILETS!

Bradgelina saves the world...again

Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to help save California's gay marriage law. 
That is really cool. Now gay men are going to love him...
:)

MTVeronica

MTV is going to be airing a reality show about The Veronicas. They are really trying to crack the American market but to be honest I haven't seen a lot of coverage on them here. I am sure the show will help but not really sure if American's will be interested or not. I, however, am already setting my tivo for it...

Rusty Russ in the Hizzouse

Let me get this straight, Russell Crowe wrote a letter to the Australian immigration authorities on behalf of Snoop Dogg, bc Snoop wasn't allowed a visa into Australia bc he had a criminal record.
A. Since when is Rusty Russell and Snoop Dog BFF's?
B. Is Russell "I throw phones at people" the best person to vouch for anyone else's behavior?
C. Shouldn't Russell be sending a letter on my behalf? I am the one Australia should let in, and he owes me, I watched the whole doco on his South Sydney Rabittos.
Fo shizzle!

Monday, September 08, 2008

Speaking of the 90's

Fran Drescher will serve as an Ambassador for US diplomacy abroad. 
What?? Now I actually love Fran, but I am not sure if I want her to be the voice for the US Government. I keep thinking of,  "Oy ve, Mr. Sheffield.." 

Let's recap

Last week 90210 premiered on TV, New Kids on the Block released a new cd, and tomorrow OJ's trial starts...Are we in 1995 again?

Friday, September 05, 2008

Just because...

Just because you would not believe how many times I referenced this movie today, I even did some of the dance moves, don't ask...anyway, Michelle Pfeiffer in Grease 2, looking for a Cool Rider. Enjoy.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Happy Daniel Macpherson Thursday

It makes me happy to know that my future husband is hosting Dancing with the Stars in Australia. Now I just have to move there, become somewhat famous, get on Dancing with the Stars, & get him to fall in love with me. Sigh. I guess I should go practice my Rumba. 

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

90210 NO

Hmm, I am watching the new 90210 & I am not sure about it. Something is missing. I feel like I am watching a bad cable remake of a movie that was in the theater. I do admit that I was slightly excited when Kelly Taylor came on the screen. But I still haven't forgiven her for stealing Dylan from Brenda when she went overseas that summer. BUT then I almost fell off the couch when Brenda showed up on screen. The bitch is back my friends! yay! However the Peach pit looks like it was turned into a Starbucks. WTF?

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Bert, Ernie, Gangsta rap...

Three things I have never thought I would say in the same sentence. For some reason, I just found this really funny, esp when Ernie is dancing with the Sheep at the end!

Save the whales, with my panties?

Hayden Panettiere has been raising money for Save the Whales by auctioning off her clothing online. However she had to tell her own mother to not auction off her underwear. Um, ewwww, really? What parent would sell their kids underwear online? That is just creepy.

Law, Farrell, Depp...Well done boys

The movie that Heath Ledger was in the middle of filming when he passed away, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, will now be completed with the actors Jude Law, Colin Farrell & Johnny Depp all playing versions of Heath's character. The very cool part is that the three actors are donating their salaries to Heath's daughter, Matilda.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

My fave cd E-V-E-R

Olivia Newton-John is coming out with an cd of duets! Artists include Delta, Barry Gibb, Jimmy Barnes, John Farrar & most important, my Keith Urban! The song with Keith is called "Sunburned Country." I can't wait!

Minogue Squared


Kylie and Dannii Minogue have recorded a duet together. It is a cover of the ABBA song The Winner Takes it All. OMG, can you imagine, they are going to be all sparkly and glittery together!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Plastic Posh

OMG, I actually thought this was a pic of Kate Beckingsale and Jamie Foxx standing next to a wax figure of Posh. Then I saw that her arm was in a different position and realized that that is just what she looks like. Now this is scary spice!

Australians all let us rejoice...

not because we are young and free, but because it is almost 3 months until my future favorite movie comes out! woo-hoo!

Two and a half Men and a Bajillionaire

Charlie Sheen is now going to be making $850,000 per episode for Two and A Half Men.
Wow, is it just me or is that a bit excessive for a 1/2 hour tv show that shoots one episode a week? That amount of money can certainly buy a lot of hookers & drugs. If someone wanted to that is. I am not saying that Charlie is going that. I am just saying it would buy a lot. I am not a math whiz but that practically makes him a bajillionaire.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Supa Sta (or SuperStar)

You have to watch this clip for several reasons. 1-Because you are missing american idol. 2-for the accent. 3-for the phrases "Carrie Underwear" "Superstar" "Tawk" and finally 4.- Bc I am 99% sure that I saw Ian in person today! It is my fave AI clip ever.

It must be Australia Tuesday

I can't stop thinking about Oz today. Anyway for some reason this clip of our Rove interviewing Elmo cracked me up!

Good news for Australia

Baz Luhrmann has been hired to create Australia's new tourism campaign. Crikey! That's good news. Baz says, "What we hope to do is convey an emotional experience that is possible from going the extra distance and coming to this unique special place on the edge of the world."
Let's face it, I will love whatever he comes up with, but at the end of the day you really only need to show Hugh Jackman holding a Koala and saying, "G'day," and that should do it!

Bad new for Australia

Starbucks is closing 61 stores in Oz. Where will people go to get their Frappa Lappa Chino Babmino Grande for $47 a cup! Actually the real bad news is that it leaves 685 people out of work. :(

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Trailer

Feel free to make fun of me, but this actually looks scary!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

WTF of the Year

Shai Labeouf was arrested this weekend for DWI. WTF? 
1. Seriously, you were in a little movie called Indiana Jones, you probably have enough money to CALL A CAB if you are drinking. What is wrong with people? 
2. This is your mug shot? Really? It looks like a pic from a Tiger Beat shoot. Unreal.

Happy Sunday!

Ok, I know I am about 8 years behind the times, but I just learned how to post from YouTube directly to my blog! Yippee. Keep checking back, I will look for good stuff for you all.

My name is Kiiiiiiiidddddd

I am in love with this new Kid Rock song! It is now my song of the summer. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Do me a favor, don't vote if you are this clueless!

I didn't expect Hulk Hogan's daughter to be a rocket scientist, but still, this is amazing thing that Brooke Hogan supposedly said:
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, because I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Brenda's Back

It's official! Shannen Doherty is joining the cast of the new 90210! Damn, I was trying to avoid this, but now I will have to watch.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

No Gravy chips for me

I LOVE Hamish and Andy, but this photo certainly does not make me want a Gravy Chip!

Sad Saturday news


Tiffany (AKA New York) and Tailor Made have broken up. I know, how will you make it through the day. Sigh. Although I wonder if it has to do with her new show coming out. New York goes to Hollywood, which I secretly can't wait for!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Kath & Kim in the US

Here is a glimpse of the American version of Kath & Kim. Oh boy, I really don't think this is going to translate to an American audience. You can check out the commercial here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-FepzzYQA

Ganja Queen

For aussie's in the US, there is a documentary airing now on HBO called Ganja Queen & it is all about the Schapelle Corby case. While I still don't personally believe that she did it, the docu doesn't exactly make her look sympathetic. 

Blame Matt Damon

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have broken up after 5 years. I guess that is what happens when you f**k Matt Damon! 
(I hope everyone gets this joke, I am not just being crude!)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

ey ey ey phone

In case you have been living under a rock, the new iphone was released on Friday. I am annoyed that when I tried to go into the apple store to buy a case for my IPOD, they told me I had to wait in line. I said, "You mean I have to wait on line to NOT buy an iphone?" They said, "Yes." I said, "Then forget it!" Anyway I saw a guy interviewed who waited on line all night, they asked him why & his response was, "Chicks did the iphone." I liked his honesty.

Everyone can rest easy again

The world's most anticipated twins arrived last night. Angelina gave birth to a girl, Vivienne Marchelin, & a boy Knox Leon. Ok, now everyone  needs to get over it! :)

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Thursday Kidman Daisy Cruise January Urban

Well, "Our" Nic & My Keith have had a baby girl. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Ok why does the baby have 17 names? I know her dad came out today & said that they liked the name Sunday for a girl, but why not just name it Thursday? Oh well, I wish them luck.
(although someone told me today that Antonia, Nic's sister, hasn't been seen in months & she was really carrying the baby...what the???) Oy vey.

My two favorite things!

I hope you are all watching the new Planet Green channel (it may only be in the US right now?) Anyway, it has all of these cool shows about either going green or the environment in general. BUT I just found a new fave! It is called Hollywood Green & it combines celebrity stories & going green stories! I love it! (Don't forget to bring your recycle bags to the grocery store!)

Jim "borat" Carrey

You have to love Jim Carrey for taking the piss out of the paparazzi!

Sports news of the week

Lance Armstrong is dating ANOTHER skinny blonde celebrity? Um, maybe he needs to date a redhead or brunette. He doesn't seem to have luck with blondes. (His wife, Sheryl Crow, Tory Burch, & probably some others I can't remember)

Science news of the week

Scientists in Germany have invented a new "spray on condom." (Mind you Hasselhoff is popular in Germany too, if that tells you anything! Kidding, I love Germany!) Anyway for this condom you pump liquid latex on the man's penis & then allow it to dry. It will take about 25 seconds to harden (insert your own joke here) & to remove it you just peel it off.
Ummm, really? So in the middle of a heated moment, you have to fumble around for a spray can, spray it on, then WAIT for it to dry? Ok, I can just picture someone fumbling in the dark & accidentally grabbing a can of hairspray or deodorant on accident. So basically, expect a baby boom in Germany next year!

Don't Hassel the Castle Hoff!

Look what that classic Hasselhoff is up to now! He is looking to buy a castle in Scotland & name if after himself!. 
Hasselhoff said, "I'm doing an album of Broadway musicals and I'm going to premiere in a little castle in Scotland. As a matter of fact, I'm looking for the Hassel Castle."
I am totally going there on my next trip!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Becks is breaking my heart

Yikes, what happened? I don't know where to start, the too many tattoos, the vest or the bow tie. He is looking like a cross btwn the tattoo man an Pee Wee Herman! Where is Posh, how did she let this happen? She must be around, it is not like she is somewhere eating...

Lucky be a Lady

Reportedly Candy Spelling (Tori's mom) won $180,000 in vegas gambling on a slot machine. Whew, thank god. I am sure she needed the money to redecorate one of the 123 room mansion that she lives in. WTF? Anyway I really hope she gave that money to charity.

Celebrity cirus

Ok so finally I have some bad reality tv to watch this summer, yay! For those of you too young to remember the original, here is a look back at Brooke Shields, who looks about 15, in the original program, Circus of the Stars...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgiQRiDyeps

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Kylie too "hot" for "cold" Play

Apparently the new song that Kylie recorded with Coldplay could not appear on their current album bc it was a "far too saucy" for the cd.
Really? What could she have been signing about??

Going green


I am all about recycling plastic bags, but I am not sure if I would make them into a dress...

Full fat mocha choco frappa latte chino please

I don't know if this is true or not, but I like to think it is bc it is funny...
"An employee of a popular coffee chain came out and said that he switched the skim milk for whole milk when he made coffee for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bc he thought they were too skinny!"

Thursday, May 22, 2008

If anyone needs me on Nov 14th...

I will be in the theater watching the new Baz Luhrmann movie AUSTRALIA.The official trailer was released last week and honestly, not to sound dramatic, but it gave me the chills. I can't wait! In case you missed it, here is the trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/australia/trailerc/

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

No sex in the city

I couldn't help but wonder...I love SJP, but I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, in any city, is having any sex, with someone wearing a hat like that!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Another reason to fight global warming!

Global warming could possibly contribute to "killer cornflakes"! WTF? Apparently the "weather" can cause flakes to release liver toxins. Here is the article: 
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23691719-13762,00.html

Monday, May 12, 2008

Sex in the Golden girl years!


I have been saying for years how the Golden Girls was like a pre "sex in the city" show about 4 women dating in Florida instead of NY, of course a bit older then Carrie & friends. Anyway someone agreed with me & here is a funny mash up of the two!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d142e76468

Logies 2008

In case you missed the hilarious opening of Australia's 2008 Logie Awards, check out Chris Lilley, aka Mr. G, from Summer Heights High! For American's who haven's seen Summer Heights, it will be coming to HBO this year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guzVFnJ9iQU

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Russell Crowe Oh No

I know we all have bad photos of ourselves, but this recent photo of our Rusty doesn't look so good. Maybe he should change his hoodie to say "WoolloomooNO NO."

Let's help some people!

If anyone wanted to donate to the World Food Bank, you can use this link
below. I was looking into how to donate money to help the people who were affected by the Cyclone in Myanmar (Over 1 million people homeless). When you put in the dollar amount you can click the button that says "Earmark this for a certain cause" then you can click where it says Myanmar cyclone. Or you can just donate to them in general. $15 feeds 10 children for a week.
(That is like what you spend at Starbucks for a FrappaMochaLatteChino thing)

https://secure.my-websites.org/supporter/donatenow.do?n=gbss&dfdbid=1060435

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Oprah loves Oz

First she found Jamie Durie, now the Big O is featuring our Curtis Stone! He will be featured on one of her shows later on this year. She better not try to steal my Bert Newton...

Billion Dollar Baby

Miles Cyrus is set to be a billionaire by the end of this year. Apparently she won't be able to touch the money until she is 18. Um, ok, as if that is going to help? You can vote now, oh and here is your Billion dollar debit card!
She also signed a 7 figure book deal to write her autobiography. WHAT? She is like 12 years old, what is going to be in the book? When I was 11 and only a millionaire, I sent a text message to the jonas brothers...

Science news of the week

I love Cadbury, maybe I should move to London...
Scientists in the UK are looking for women to eat chocolate once a day for a year in the name of medical research. They are testing to see if it will reduce the risk of heart disease.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sydney=Happy

A global study found that Sydney is one of the world's greatest cities. It was ranked one of the top three easiest cities to live in and the word Sydney itself is associated with happiness.
And to that I say, "No kidding!" :)


As Donna Summer once said...

Enough is Enough.
I love bad reality tv. I admit it, it is my crack. I even stuck with Dominico to watch the whole season of That's Amore. BUT, this may be too much even for me:
"Flava Flav is going to have a new reality show that will feature past contestants of Rock of Love, I love New York, & Flava of Love, competing against one another for money."

Sunday, April 20, 2008

A House is not a home....

if the rumor is true about Jesse Spencer leaving House? This makes me sad, he is so nice to look at. Maybe he will move back to Ramsey street....

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Our Aussie American idol

In case you missed our Michael on Idol last night, here is the clip. He was looking particularly delish. I didn't even notice Dolly Parton's boob's bc I was too busy watching MJ!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_oRBMrZN5s

Madonna or "Man" Donna

Sometimes there is such a thing as too much. Madge's arms are jacked! Guy Ritchie better beware!

For Australian's in the US or Canada

Sydney DJ's Sonia Kruger & Todd McKenney will spend 3 weeks working at LA radio station MYfm as part as a promotional push by Tourism Australia. And in Vancouver there will be a film festival, travel expo and a ball to celebrate AUS, from April 3 - April6.

Bad Becks

Why on earth is Beckham covering himself with tattoo's? He is starting to look like a lizard man. This is bad bad bad. He shouldn't cover up that body with anything!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Kylie Alert

For aussie's in the US, our Kylie is coming to the states next week and will be on the following shows:
* Today show on Monday morning
*Dancing with the Stars
*Ellen (on Thursday)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Stupid news of the week

A woman from Virginia sold an Illinois shaped cornflake on eBay last week for $1,350.
Really? Hmmmm, I will be right back, I am going to run and bite some cornflakes to make one into the shape of Texas.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bad News/Good News

The bad news is they are remaking yet another 80's series into a movie. The A-TEAM movie will be releasing next year. The good news is the Mr. I Pity the Fool T is probably available to reprise the role.

I have been naughty...

And not posted for awhile, so to make it up, here is my prezzie to you!
The first look at the trailer for the new Baz Lurhmann movie, Australia. I will be THE FIRST one on line in the theater when this comes out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p447zpUmbxw&eurl=http://www.movietrailers.net

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Maybe it is the hormones

Apparently Christina Aguilera fired her manager & her assistant when she found out the edition of People with Nicole Richie & her baby sold more copies then the one of her & her baby. Really? I mean REALLY? Come on! 

It's official...the world is ending.

E! Entertainment television is going to air a reality show staring Lindsay Lohan's mother & her 14 year old sister. The show will focus on the mother trying to pimp, sorry, trying to launch her 14 year old's career. Which will have to work out since she did such a good job with Lindsay. Even I, who loves bad reality tv, (ie., Making the Band, My Fair Brady, Paradise Hotel) will not watch this. 

Monday, March 03, 2008

I am breaking by boycott

Ok, I have been boycotting writing about Paris bc I am hoping that she will just go away. HOWEVER, I just loved this comment. She was facing criticism for owning 17 dogs (aka, her fashion accessories.."Does the chihuahua go with my Dior, or is it the poodle with the Prada?") Anyway, apparently they keep breeding with each other. Her response was "They keep having babies and I feel bad to give them away because I feel like, if I had a baby and someone gave it away it would be mean." UM, first of all, God help her if she had kids. Second, does no one in Hollywood know about this thing called Birth Control, or in this case spaying or neutering?

I practically am a writer for the New York Times!

See, the New York Times agrees with me. Adelaide is a great place to live!

http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/12/23/travel/23next.html

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Australian American Idol

For Australians in the US, I hope you are supporting our boy Michael Johns who made the top 20 of American Idol. He is really good & nice to look at, so barrack for Michael!
In case you haven't seen him:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FuIWUNicVHI