Thursday, February 28, 2008

John Mellencamp + Stephen King = Broadway musical?

John Mellencamp & Stephen King are working on a Broadway musical together. Can you believe it? This is what I think the first song is going to sound like.....
"Let me tell you about Jack and Diane, two American kids growing up in the heartland...until Jack chopped her up into little pieces & was haunted by her ghost & a group of killer clowns for the next twenty years. La La La La La."

Monday, February 25, 2008

it's not fair..

That men get better looking with age!

my vote for best dressed at the Oscar's this year...

The brief cases containing the ballots! You can never go wrong with black, very slimming, and who doesn't love leather! A style icon in my opinion. :)

Oscar review 2008

Anne Hathaway looked beautiful. For those who don't know Anne & Steve Carell are remaking the tv show Get Smart. Mickey Rooney, God bless him, he may have actually been at every Oscar ceremony for the past 80 years! Renee Zellweger, does she even act anymore? I feel like she just shows up every year & squints. Heidi Klum, looked like some crazy German Darth Vader!

Oscar 2008 review continued

The stupid 20 something year old girls who are running around like hootchies could take a lesson in class from 15 year old Miley Cyrus!  Marion is stunning but this dress was made for a mermaid named Madison. Jennifer Garner looks fabou, although she is my girl crush so I am prejudice. Katherine Heigl always gets it right!

If I were a mind reader....

Nic - Why can't I marry someone taller then me for once?
Keith - I can't wait to put on my RM Williams and have a Bundy, oops, I mean lemonade!
Marion - Who iz siz man who keepz touching moi and singing voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Jeremy - She thinks she is going home with Oscar, but she is waking up with Ari...
Harrison - We will have to change the name to Indiana Moans bc my arthritis is killing me
Calista - Do I look bloated? I ate a grape today

Jimmy Kimmel strikes back!

Very funny response to the Sarah Silverman F*&^ing Matt Damon video! Jimmy's video includes appearances by Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford & Cameron Diaz among others. Ok suddenly I want to download We are the World on itunes....

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Tina Fey back on SNL

In case you missed her on the Weekend update!

Missy Higgins coming to the US

For any aussies in the US, Missy Higgins is doing a small tour here, you can check out the dates on her website. Also she will be on Jimmy Kimmel this Tuesday night! cheers

What a class act!

I try not to write about Paris, Britney & Lindsey, or the three horsewomen of the apocalypse as I call them, but someone really needs to speak to Lindsey's mother. After LL posed nude, the mom said , "It was very tastefully done." "I look at them artistically." "So I don't look at them like it is Playboy." Really? What is the difference? This kid is so messed up & just got out of rehab & you are justifying nude pics. Interesting. I am not sure if I call this "art" or a desperate attempt for publicity. Hmmmmm.

Disney High School Musical better watch out!

For fans of Summer Heights High (you can download on itunes) will be happy to know that Mr. G, aka Chris Lilley, will be releasing his first dance single next week! The single is called Naughty Girl. I haven't seen the film clip but my vote is for Ja'mie to be in the video!

Sydney Spice

Sydney Spice would have been my Spice Girl name. I feel bad for everyone in AUS who had planned to see the show since they have cancelled that part of the tour. Ironic since they were shown in the pic above actually holding the Aussie flag when they were promoting the tour. The pic on the left is one that I took of them last month when I saw them in the US. It was every bit as tacky & wonderful as I had hoped. And yes.....I shook it to the left and the right!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

David Austrahoff

At this years Sydney Royal Easter show, there will be a tribute gift bag filled with David Hasselhoff merchandise!! It will come with Hoff sweat bands, wigs, bling bling and Kinky love dice. Please, please, someone MUST buy this bag and send me pics of it!!! For the love of Hoff, I need to see this!

When I grow up I want to be a...Cowgirl!

Denise Richards has a new reality show coming out that will feature her two kids, ages 3 and 2. She is justifying the kids being on the show by explaining that they want to be stars and when she asked them if they wanted to be on tv they said Yes! 
Interesting. When I was 3, I wanted to grow up to be a Princess. It must be nice to know you want to be a STAR even before you are potty trained.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Whatever happened to Mr. Simpson?

Well things must be bad for Mr. Lachey. Here he is at a party for the opening of a suitcase that held a "Hot Wheels" car that was designed by a jeweler. Bc you can never have enough diamond toy cars! Maybe the Patriots should blame him for them losing the superbowl too...

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Why I still love Matt Damon

I have loved Matt Damon since School Ties, that's right, he was in a movie before Good Will Hunting. Anyway, in case you missed it, click here for a very funny Matt in a video with Sarah Silverman.