Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Supa Sta (or SuperStar)

You have to watch this clip for several reasons. 1-Because you are missing american idol. 2-for the accent. 3-for the phrases "Carrie Underwear" "Superstar" "Tawk" and finally 4.- Bc I am 99% sure that I saw Ian in person today! It is my fave AI clip ever.

It must be Australia Tuesday

I can't stop thinking about Oz today. Anyway for some reason this clip of our Rove interviewing Elmo cracked me up!

Good news for Australia

Baz Luhrmann has been hired to create Australia's new tourism campaign. Crikey! That's good news. Baz says, "What we hope to do is convey an emotional experience that is possible from going the extra distance and coming to this unique special place on the edge of the world."
Let's face it, I will love whatever he comes up with, but at the end of the day you really only need to show Hugh Jackman holding a Koala and saying, "G'day," and that should do it!

Bad new for Australia

Starbucks is closing 61 stores in Oz. Where will people go to get their Frappa Lappa Chino Babmino Grande for $47 a cup! Actually the real bad news is that it leaves 685 people out of work. :(

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Trailer

Feel free to make fun of me, but this actually looks scary!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

WTF of the Year

Shai Labeouf was arrested this weekend for DWI. WTF? 
1. Seriously, you were in a little movie called Indiana Jones, you probably have enough money to CALL A CAB if you are drinking. What is wrong with people? 
2. This is your mug shot? Really? It looks like a pic from a Tiger Beat shoot. Unreal.

Happy Sunday!

Ok, I know I am about 8 years behind the times, but I just learned how to post from YouTube directly to my blog! Yippee. Keep checking back, I will look for good stuff for you all.

My name is Kiiiiiiiidddddd

I am in love with this new Kid Rock song! It is now my song of the summer. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Do me a favor, don't vote if you are this clueless!

I didn't expect Hulk Hogan's daughter to be a rocket scientist, but still, this is amazing thing that Brooke Hogan supposedly said:
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, because I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Brenda's Back

It's official! Shannen Doherty is joining the cast of the new 90210! Damn, I was trying to avoid this, but now I will have to watch.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

No Gravy chips for me

I LOVE Hamish and Andy, but this photo certainly does not make me want a Gravy Chip!

Sad Saturday news

Tiffany (AKA New York) and Tailor Made have broken up. I know, how will you make it through the day. Sigh. Although I wonder if it has to do with her new show coming out. New York goes to Hollywood, which I secretly can't wait for!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Kath & Kim in the US

Here is a glimpse of the American version of Kath & Kim. Oh boy, I really don't think this is going to translate to an American audience. You can check out the commercial here:

Ganja Queen

For aussie's in the US, there is a documentary airing now on HBO called Ganja Queen & it is all about the Schapelle Corby case. While I still don't personally believe that she did it, the docu doesn't exactly make her look sympathetic. 

Blame Matt Damon

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have broken up after 5 years. I guess that is what happens when you f**k Matt Damon! 
(I hope everyone gets this joke, I am not just being crude!)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

ey ey ey phone

In case you have been living under a rock, the new iphone was released on Friday. I am annoyed that when I tried to go into the apple store to buy a case for my IPOD, they told me I had to wait in line. I said, "You mean I have to wait on line to NOT buy an iphone?" They said, "Yes." I said, "Then forget it!" Anyway I saw a guy interviewed who waited on line all night, they asked him why & his response was, "Chicks did the iphone." I liked his honesty.

Everyone can rest easy again

The world's most anticipated twins arrived last night. Angelina gave birth to a girl, Vivienne Marchelin, & a boy Knox Leon. Ok, now everyone  needs to get over it! :)

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Thursday Kidman Daisy Cruise January Urban

Well, "Our" Nic & My Keith have had a baby girl. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Ok why does the baby have 17 names? I know her dad came out today & said that they liked the name Sunday for a girl, but why not just name it Thursday? Oh well, I wish them luck.
(although someone told me today that Antonia, Nic's sister, hasn't been seen in months & she was really carrying the baby...what the???) Oy vey.

My two favorite things!

I hope you are all watching the new Planet Green channel (it may only be in the US right now?) Anyway, it has all of these cool shows about either going green or the environment in general. BUT I just found a new fave! It is called Hollywood Green & it combines celebrity stories & going green stories! I love it! (Don't forget to bring your recycle bags to the grocery store!)

Jim "borat" Carrey

You have to love Jim Carrey for taking the piss out of the paparazzi!

Sports news of the week

Lance Armstrong is dating ANOTHER skinny blonde celebrity? Um, maybe he needs to date a redhead or brunette. He doesn't seem to have luck with blondes. (His wife, Sheryl Crow, Tory Burch, & probably some others I can't remember)

Science news of the week

Scientists in Germany have invented a new "spray on condom." (Mind you Hasselhoff is popular in Germany too, if that tells you anything! Kidding, I love Germany!) Anyway for this condom you pump liquid latex on the man's penis & then allow it to dry. It will take about 25 seconds to harden (insert your own joke here) & to remove it you just peel it off.
Ummm, really? So in the middle of a heated moment, you have to fumble around for a spray can, spray it on, then WAIT for it to dry? Ok, I can just picture someone fumbling in the dark & accidentally grabbing a can of hairspray or deodorant on accident. So basically, expect a baby boom in Germany next year!

Don't Hassel the Castle Hoff!

Look what that classic Hasselhoff is up to now! He is looking to buy a castle in Scotland & name if after himself!. 
Hasselhoff said, "I'm doing an album of Broadway musicals and I'm going to premiere in a little castle in Scotland. As a matter of fact, I'm looking for the Hassel Castle."
I am totally going there on my next trip!