Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Kath & Kim in the US

I really tried to be open minded when I watched the US version, but God it was just awful. I couldn't even make it through the whole second episode. I guess all of Australia agrees with me bc it has been taken off the air in OZ after 2 episodes! 
Good news is Summer Heights High starts airing on HBO on November 9th! YAY! Hopefully this will translate better.

Coffe, tea, or Double D's

A recent study found that %50 percent of women have a gene that links the size of their breasts to how much coffee they drink.
It shows that women who drink a lot of coffee during the day have smaller chests then those who don't.

And suddenly it makes sense why Pamela Anderson only drinks tea....

Paris, for cheap!

I am breaking my boycott of Paris for 2 reasons. 1. Who wears a shirt like this? 2. Walking down the street yesterday, a guy was selling perfume on the corner. This is what he said, "Paris Hilton for $5. Paris Hilton for sale for 5 bucks." And I thought, yeah, that sounds about right....

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Politics

All I can say about the debate last night was that I don't feel bad about Joe the plumber. He got more publicity last night then Paris's vagina. Seriously I will bet money that he will be on the cover of People Magazine this week, on Access Hollywood & probably the opening of some LA hotspot.
I don't want to talk about politics anymore bc I am so over it. So here is a non-political question to ponder...if Joe the Plumber, Joe Camel, Joe Six pack and Buffy the Vampire Slayer got into a fight...who would win?

I love these two people

Danity Kane Damaged Debate

I know everyone is talking about the presidential debates this week. But let's get to the real issue in country. Is Danity Kane really breaking up? Diddy put the smack down on Aubrey on the finale and I totally agree with him. I was hoping they would have asked someone in the audience the real question of the evening.."Do you, do you, do you have a first aid kit handy?" (That song gets stuck in my head like you would not believe)

Thursday, October 09, 2008

AB/Fab-solutely NOT!

Sweetie dahling, say it isn't so. The US is very close to creating an American version of the hit Brit series Absolutely Fabulous.  This would be disastrous! Ab/Fab is one of the only shows that make me laugh out loud every time I watch it.No one can replace the original and genius, Jennifer Saunders....


Happy Thursday

The National Debt Clock in New York has run out of digits to record the growing figure of debt that the US government owes. In case you are wondering, it is up to $10 TRILLION right now. I have to go practice my singing for my American Idol audition. If you can't invest in stocks, banks, or housing, I might as well invest in my voice. Oy vey.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Live blogging the Vice Presidential debate

Let's play a drinking game. Every time Sarah Palin says America, Americans, Hockey mom, Alaska or Maverick, we do a shot!

*Ok, it is 5 minutes in, I am already wasted.
*She just said "Let's do what our mother's told us when we got out first credit card, don't spend more then you have." Um, oh, ok, so now everyone in America is only going to pay cash? My mother also told me to wear a hat when it is cold outside or I will get sick. Turns out, you get sick from germs. Who knew?
*I think I am drunk from the shots, but she is really starting to look like Tina Fey..
*She says thus and therefore a lot. I think she is trying to sound "smart," it's not working. Maybe she should speak in Russian since she BFF with Putin. I hear he flies over for lunch on Tuesdays. Actually since Russia is "right over there" he might just swim over instead of fly.
*She just said she is "main street". Interesting, I just read her & the hubby have a net worth over a million $'s. Is that main street or Park Avenue?
*NEITHER of them support gay marriage? That is completely depressing. This is 2008. How can you be so ignorant? I guess it is ok for Britney to get married for 48 hours, but not for a gay couple who have been together for 20 years to be married. Sigh. My heart just broke for my gay friends.
*OMG, stop trying to act like a "Main street" mom. I don't know any mom's who shoot Moose! Oh, and I read newspapers, I can even name a couple of them. OMG, I should totally run for President!
*Why won't McCain sit down & meet with Spain? Who doesn't like tapas?
*Why is it that they can say "Ahmadinejad", but not the word "Nuclear"? Good God, buy a copy of Hooked on Phonics, works for me!
*ok, new game, every time she says "as Governor of the state of Alaska" do a shot! I think she has said that about 7,483,874 times by now.
*I have never been to Alaska, but I am pretty sure I don't want you to "Bring Wasilla to Washington" I would like Alaska to stay where it is, I watched Northern Exposure. Some of those people were scary.
*She just said "heck" and "doggone it". Is she going to go to Arnolds later & meet the Fonz for the sock hop?
*I am falling in love with Joe Biden.
*Again, she just called John a Maverick. 2 shots! Didn't she see Top Gun? A Maverick is not always a good thing. Didn't Kelly McGillis almost leave Maverick Pete Mitchell?
*I am so drunk right now.
*Biden just got choked up. I am completely in love. I love when men cry, it shows me they have emotions. (and no, crying over the superbowl doesn't count)

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Breast Cancer Awareness month

Over 70% of women diagnosed with Breast Cancer did NOT have a family history of the disease.
How scary is that?
Ladies, check your sweater puppies out!  
Do self exams, mammograms, etc. 
You can donate money here:


http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/How-To-Help/Donate-Online.aspx

VOTE, VOTE, VOTE

If that didn't convince you, maybe this will:


Leo Loves Love

Leonardo DiCaprio says he is ready to get married and settle down. Ok, I am ready too. Holla at me Leo.

(although I don't know if it will work bc I am not a swimsuit model and that is all he tends to date!)

New Australia trailer!

Here is the new trailer for my favorite movie, that I haven't seen yet: